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Monday, November 03, 2008

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fang lin!

  1. Fang linicide is the killing of fang lin.
  2. Fang lin will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but fang lin can not.
  4. If you put a drop of liquor on fang lin, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  5. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in fang lin!
  6. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into fang lin.
  7. During World War II, Americans tried to train fang lin to drop bombs.
  8. Fang lin was named after Fang lin the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  9. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with fang lin!
  10. Peanuts and fang lin are beans!
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Haha 10 really got me cos Don used to call me peanut and Bryan called me a bean :/ i checked you aren't a chilli! hah. and 9 is cool man, i am in all of you hahahaha,.. uh. 3 is just dumb! :P

I've 5 mosquito bites on my right elbow they are the size of a.. 5cent coin each? disgusting bloodsuckers. itchy itchy scratchy scratchy up and down my backywacky haha some campfire song.

poop says:

haha well done ah

poop says:

dont chat with me

poop says:

no wonder i bit u

poop says:

hahahaha

poop says:

              :D

yeah mean mosquito.

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anw my pw group is PSYCHO i tell you. they waited for me this morning cos i had some meeting, just so that we could all walk into the pe dept together and have a group photo with our pw teacher. "closing ceremony" they call it. they were super high/ hyper/ bouncy/ craaaaazy. and when they asked this other teacher to help take a photo, i was like WHAAAAAAAT?! haha. obviously, we were the only group who took a photo with her. retards!! haha!! i have no part in initiating this. nonsense. btw, isnt the smiley cute? :D

so when i got home i cleared my room :D:D (since ive to do it before i go on my holiday anyway :/) not done yet though. but. i junked out these and for the name of boredom had a fun time arranging my junked out stuff! kinda productive i guess, on the whole (: to be continued. like when i feel like it.
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HAHAHHA LOOK AT ALL THE CHINESE BOOKS!!! gone gone gone. (: and the left stack is like recyled paper i will use next year. haha ning and gunie, i am now the queen of recycled-paper-to-scribble-on :D previously i lacked rough paper to ..bleh.. on. HAHA.

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and look this is cool. (: izzy and i were msging and then i saw my 'essay' published in some mg chinese compilation and below mine was izzy's! we were just p1. not bad aye. (not everybody's essay got published, mind you :P )*pats back* HOHO.

and i have weird males in my family HAHA.
okay so my dad was taking a walk in the evening and he msged me saying he bought bak chor mee (that's the same as minced meat noodle right? which i just had for lunch btw) for me as an incentive for me to clear up my room which "looked like a hurricane had gone through it" he's exaggerating haha. (btw omg i ate so much for dinner hahahaha. swiss butchery chicken rocks (: and so does egg, anytime) and here's a convo:

dad: have you tried from that stall along ____?
bro: ohh, no. cos i always see a lot of prostitutes there.
me: HAHAHAHA you think they'll hit on you is it.
bro: no, i'm afraid i'll get aids. if the utensils aren't washed properly then the saliva... enter the bloodstream.. then i'll get aids!
me: uh.. (trying not to laugh or make him look stupid, he's OLDER btw.)
bro: but it makes sense, right?!

and another:
i was watching barney HAHA they were showing it on channel01 or something. it was my favourite childhood show btw, don't laugh. -.- barney is cute la. so when they'll started singing i love you, you love me, we are one big family...
me: ooh so cute!! (i meant the song, the whole thing; and my dad prob thought i was eyeing the lil angmoh boy)
dad (to mum): if you pass angmoh boys to her, she'll deflower them.

OMG! DEFLOWER?? DONT ONLY GIRLS GET DEFLOWERED. and i'm not a paedophile, no sexual attraction involved, i promise (:

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